Need beautiful girlfriend for gf to gf relationship.

But at least they’re doing something that might work (for themselves, at everyone’s else expense). If those terrorists are all death, we will be ruled by feminazis. I guess I’ll start learning to bitch then rather than coming up with something that work.

Ooo… my girlfriend don’t want to get knocked up unless we’re married. That’s forced marriage. She never told me about civil marriage till like 1 hour before wedding ceremony. Can I get that annulled?

Oh ya, I don’t believe in romantic love. Extra ordinary claim require extra ordinary evidence. Can I live?

If you don’t pay up to your girlfriend, she’ll ask for marriage. If you don’t pay up to your wife, she’ll divorce.

Pay up to your girlfriend. Always. Makes her happy.